Waffles and the New Year's Eve Kiss

威化饼： 嘿老板， how about an early New Year's Eve kiss?

凯蒂： 那不行。

威化饼： But isn't everyone supposed to kiss when the 大 ball drops? 

凯蒂： We're 不 everyone, 威化饼。 Besides the ball doesn't drop until 明天 晚。

威化饼： Sheesh, Boss. I got all dressed up and everything. Are you 当然?

凯蒂： It may be a new year Waffles, but rules 有n't changed a bit.

除夕快乐！

很难相信2020年将标志着我们 blog's eleventh year! Over 2,300 posts, 125,000 comments, and hopefully even 更多 微笑和咯咯笑。

Thank you for welcoming our furry family into your inboxes and hearts. Your love and friendship mean the world to us.

用我们所有的爱，
Glogirly，凯蒂，华夫饼& Gloman

膝上停车规则

威化饼： 嘿老板， where's Glogirly's 大 camera? How come she's taking pictures of us with her iPhone? 

凯蒂： Perhaps because she's trapped under that blanket you've parked yourself on.

威化饼： What, is Glogirly's lap a no parking zone??? Since when?

凯蒂： 好吧 是 limits to how long you can stay parked in the same spot. You don't want to get a ticket, do you?

威化饼： Ticket? Like to a rock concert? Who's playing?

凯蒂： Not that kind of ticket, 威化饼。 Anyway, it's a good 事情 you moved out of that spot. Better to be safe than sorry.

关于今天的iPhone照片
We don't often post iPhone photos since Glogirly usually has her 大 相机触手可及。但是她和格洛曼（Gloman）在圣诞节期间忙于Netflix的摄制，这意味着很多沙发 为猫依for。

华夫饼牢牢地停在她的大腿上，被困住了。当她做出微妙的举动时，就像她要起床一样，华夫饼更加坚定地将其推入圈速位置。

Her phone was an arm's length away, so she did the best she could. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

一个非常喵喵的圣诞节！

威化饼： 老板，圣诞节之吻怎么样？

凯蒂： 那不行。

威化饼： What if I meet you under the missile paws?

凯蒂： 你是说mist脚趾？相同的答案。

威化饼： Fine. 嘿老板， this one totally smells like KFC. Extra crispy. Definitely 特脆。

凯蒂： Waffles, I'm pretty 当然 Santa doesn't do his Christmas shopping at KFC. 

威化饼： Duh, Boss. He's got elves for that.

凯蒂： 好的，但是他仍然要把所有的礼物，还有炸鸡，从北极带到这里。毫不逊色。那只鸡会 方式 cold by the time it gets here. And definitely 不 特脆。

威化饼： Doesn't he 有 one of those warmer 事情ies like the pizza man has? 

喵山圣诞节

希望您喜欢以下场景 科罗拉多州的圣诞节在山上。我们真是太幸运了，我们头顶有一个温暖的屋顶，餐桌上有美味的食物，树下还有礼物。

不过，我们非常感谢家人，朋友和 您，我们亲爱的读者。从我们的心到您的心，节日快乐。

And just in case Santa needs some backup...

凯蒂： 圣诞老人，我们已经覆盖了您！ 

威化饼： 你也是，Rudoph！

Waffles and the Figgy Pudding - Encore Purrformance

威化饼： 

祝您圣诞节快乐♫♩

祝您圣诞节快乐♫♩

祝您圣诞节快乐♫♩

还有一个–

威化饼： –and a...

威化饼： Uh oh boss, I forget. And a what?  

凯蒂： 还有一个 新年快乐 ♫♩.

威化饼： 哦耶。那接下来呢？

凯蒂：  Now, bring me some ♫♩–

威化饼： 

Now bring me some 鸡腿♫♩

Now bring me some 鸡腿♫♩

Now bring me some 鸡腿♫♩

威化饼： 并带他们到这里♫♩!

凯蒂： Sorry to break this to you, 威化饼。 But it's figgy pudding, 不 鸡腿. 

威化饼： Figgy Pudding??? Who eats figgy pudding?

凯蒂： Seriously, 威化饼。 It's just a song. Get ahold of yourself.

威化饼： I bet Santa never had to eat any figgy pudding.

凯蒂： Looks like someone got up on the wrong side of his sleigh.

来自落基山脉的爱

We hope you enjoyed one of our favorite Christmas posts. Waffles and his figgy pudding always makes us giggle.

明天是平安夜，我们将在山上一起庆祝。自Glogirly还是个小女孩以来，平安夜对她来说一直是非常特别的一天。与她所爱的人共度时光是最好的礼物。

Merry Christmas Eve, friends! We'll see you on Christmas Day. 

圣诞猫包装

威化饼： 嘿老板， 这个去哪儿了？

凯蒂： 等一下，华夫饼。我很忙。

威化饼：  今天某个时候，老板。

凯蒂： Watch it, 威化饼。 Or YOU might get packed in that box.

威化饼： Well who's it going to? Because if it's going to the Colonel, I'm IN.

凯蒂： 上校？？？

威化饼： You know, the chicken man. KFC. Extra crispy. Gravy. 

凯蒂： Pretty 当然 it's going to Glogirly's friend in NYC.

威化饼： Well isn't there a KFC in NYC? OMG! Maybe Glogirly's BFF can take me to the KFC in NYC. Then I can meet the Colonel IRL. 

凯蒂： 你知道，华夫饼。尽管您对首字母缩写词的过度使用过度，但您可能会遇到一些麻烦。但是我认为我们需要一个更大的盒子。 

包起来
Glogirly一直忙于包装礼物，而盒子，纸巾和缎带的诱惑对华夫饼来说实在太多了。他必须处于一切之中。

Katie is 更多 of a spectator. Always keeping an eye out for falling tissue paper and cat toys.

猫爸爸途中！

格洛曼今天抵达，度过一个愉快的漫长的圣诞节假期 科罗拉多州。凯蒂（Katie）和华夫饼（Waffles）将获得许多优质的Cat Daddy时间。

落基山浴室高

威化饼： 嘿老板， what's that John Denver song again? 

凯蒂： Please tell me you're 不 going to start singing.

威化饼： Oh wait! I remember.♩♬  Colorado rocky mountain high...♩♬

威化饼： I've seen it raining chickens from the sky.♩♬ La la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la,  something 'bout a lullaby...

威化饼： Uh oh. I don't think the next verse has anything about getting down from here. 

关于今天的照片

Locking himself in the powder room was Waffles' 事情 when we lived in the Minneapolis townhouse. Since we don't 有 a powder room, he's had to find a new bathroom 事情。 

现在，他开始在浴室和壁橱之间缩放门框。 Glogirly第一次在那发现他，她简直不敢相信自己的眼睛。门在旋转，华夫饼似乎没有计划。于是她抓住凳子救了他。只为他再做一次。然后再次。

在短短的两次飞跃中，一个跳到浴室柜台上，另一个跳到门的顶部，他摇摇欲坠。然后她又重新站起来，把他抬下来。

Let's just 说 there's now a stool within very easy reach of that doorway. And it gets used a LOT.


我们的落基山高

Pretty 当然 this is what John Denver was singing about. 

圣诞节前Convo

威化饼： 老板 

凯蒂： 威化饼。 

威化饼： 老板，快到圣诞节了。 

凯蒂：  对。快到圣诞节了。

威化饼： 那么你're probably wondering what you should get me. You know. For Christmas.

凯蒂： Hadn't really thought about it, 威化饼。

威化饼： 你要我吗 救命 你考虑过吗？ 

凯蒂： 不，我很好。 

威化饼： 那么你 有 考虑了一下。 

凯蒂： 没有。 

威化饼： 而你 当然 you don't need 救命? You know, picking out my Christmas present?

凯蒂： 我有没有 说 我需要帮助？ 

威化饼： 没有。

凯蒂： 好吧。

威化饼： 好吧？你是说你 做 want me to 救命 pick out my present!

关于今天的照片

我们最喜欢的凯蒂（Katie）和华夫饼（Waffles）的照片是那些吸引他们进行私下聊天的照片。有时他们的实际对话完全是非语言的。偶尔，华夫饼也会发声。通常这是一两个快速的颤音。但是每隔一段时间，他就会在凯蒂（Katie）尽情享受MEOW。漫长而响亮。 

凯蒂几乎总是保持沉默。毕竟，她完全是面无表情的女王。如果她凝视得足够紧，华夫饼将采取他的颤抖并以其他方式运行。快速。

圣诞老人看到一切

威化饼： 老板，你是吗 当然 圣诞老人今年会再次找到我们吗？我听说他有一群临时工为他工作。如果他们像邮局一样弄乱我们的地址怎么办？ 然后 什么？？？

凯蒂： 不用担心，华夫饼。圣诞老人的技术比邮局要好。我敢肯定你没有什么可担心的。除了在顽皮的名单上。

威化饼： 您的意思是有一个列表？？？

凯蒂： Yes. AND...you realize you're on the kitchen counter right now, don't you? 

威化饼： But Santa's 不 even here. How will he ever–

凯蒂： See you when you're sleeping? Know when you're awake? Know when you've been on the kitchen counter?

威化饼： And I thought YOU had eyes in the back of your head.

凯蒂： Santa's like the 大 brother of Christmas, 威化饼。


准备好了！
这是山区房屋的圣诞节中央。 Glogirly正在列出她的清单，并对其进行了两次检查。她已经知道谁一直很调皮和好。不过请放心，可爱会立即消除任何顽皮。

时间不会太长，Gloman将乘坐从明尼苏达州到科罗拉多州的圣诞老人雪橇骑行。他可能带着礼物来，但是对我们来说，他是所有人中最伟大的礼物。❤️

华夫饼和他的圣诞老人电子表格

今天的博客文章已经有好几年了...只要看看华夫饼的年纪是多少！但这始终使Glogirly咯咯笑。而且由于距SANTA不到一个月的时间，我们无法抗拒再次共享它。

威化饼： I'm ready for Santa, Boss. Emailed him my spreadsheet and everything.

凯蒂： 电子邮件？电子表格？

威化饼： Duh, Boss. Santa's gone digital, you know. I need to facetime him and make 当然 he has my list.

凯蒂： Waffles, I think you're overlooking what Christmas is all about. It's about 给予， 不 接收。 

威化饼： I know, Boss. That's why I GAVE Santa my list.

喔华夫饼

尽管Waffles可能在一年中多次出现在圣诞老人的淘气清单上，但他每天都以快乐，愚蠢和充满爱意的pur谐性得分。

凯蒂（Katie）也喜欢给予和接受爱。她只是有点淑女风。并且更喜欢不穿红色傻外套。